We're having a party

[neko_90]

And you're invited!

🎉

Tis' the season of deadlines, cramming for exams and stress in general. And what's better for that than a ficathon?

Nothing, that's what.

Whether it is because you have more ideas than you're going to be able to write in your lifetime or because you need a little pick me up before going on, this is the place for you!

Especially this place is for you if you want to have fun. That, after all, is hat this is all about!

As last year, this fest is heavily inspired on alesserain 's Three Sentence Ficathon ♥. Credit's due where it's due :D

We already gave a quick overview of the rules on the last post, but just in case:

★ One prompt per comment - but you can prompt as much as you like!
★ Prompt format: characters(s)/pairing, prompt word/sentence (or link to graphic or music). Suggestions:

Wonshik tours Europe with his little sister
Sanghyuk/Hongbin, competitive strip poker
Taekwoon/Luna (f(x)), noona
Hakyeon/any, Guardian AU
Jaehwan gets a pet snake

★ No minimum or maximum wordcount!
★ NSFW and sensitive content is allowed but please warn for them.
★ Prompts can be answered several times.
★ Comments on fills are encouraged, do tell someone if you read something you like.
★ Post will remain open until December 24th 23:59 (Pago Pago Time).
★ For any late minute changes, check the fest's twitter

Some reminders before beginning:
★ Anon commenting is allowed; IP logging is off. If something gets caught on the spam filter message me here, on _vixxmas twitter or curious cat.
★ If you post on anon, you will be able to claim your fics once the fest is over.
★ Tell your friends about the party! The more, the merrier!
★ Last but not least: Have fun!!


With that being said, grab a pillow and a drink, and have fun!
 

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

jung taekwoon, magical girl

[(Anonymous)]

"In the name of justice, I will not forgive you!"

Taekwoon waved her magical egg-beater haphazardly, trying to deter Hyuk from coming any closer to her.

Hyuk the Krong snickered at her futile attempt in fending him off. "RARWW!!" He bellowed, swatting away Taekwoon's magic wand with a flick of his giant three-fingered dinosaur hands. He stomped closer, his target was just within reach. Taekwoon gasped. Frantically, she blurted out a random spell she remembered studying a few days back but she must have gotten the phonetics wrong when raw eggs started raining down from the ceiling of their shared dorm, cracking upon impact and leaving not a single speck of their kitchen uncovered in ruptured yolks and slimy whites. Taekwoon screams a gay scream (A/N: sorry I couldn't think of a better adjective), and while the eggs that smacked Hyuk on the head deterred him a little, it only served to aggravate him more. He circled his long muscular arms around Taekwoon's waist, easily lifting her off the ground and spinning Taekwoon round and round violently before depositing her onto the kitchen counter

"Dizzy Attack!!" Hyuk shouted internally. If only he could speak but whose fault was it that he was currently a humanoid dinosaur? He should have known better than to sneak Taekwoon out and bring her to watch Jurassic Park in the cinemas. It only took one jump scare before Taekwoon let out a wave of magical aura turning him into the thing that he is now.

Hongbin had been furious when they came home. "There's a reason why fledglings aren't allowed to leave home!" She had berated. Hyuk can only hope that the spell was temporary and will run it's course before eventually turning him back into the human he was. But for now, he was going to get himself some comfort banana milk.

"You shall not violate the refrigerator!" Taekwoon yelled in a last ditch attempt to deter Hyuk. I must protect Hakyeon's banana milk!, she thought. A burst of magical aura and suddenly, Hyuk was Naruto.

"No," Hyuk gasped, "how could you? You know I love Sasuke!" Taekwoon froze in shock. "Well, at least you are human again." Taekwoon said before she took off back into the safety of her rooms.

(A/N: I sincerely apologise for this crap fill)

[(Anonymous)]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CRAP FILL
ANON THIS WAS GREAT

YOU FILLED MAGICAL GIRL JUNG TAEKWOON!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS, SO MUCH

[(Anonymous)]

I cracked a rib anon, how dare taekwoon turn hyuk into naruto!! but omg hongbin cleaning all of their messes, im not envious about all the egg mopping at all. And i love taekwoon's dedication to protect hakyeon's banana milk lol

[(Anonymous)]

MAGICAL EGG BEATER

[(Anonymous)]

You did what? Hakyeon grits over the phone.

There's a whine, then a huff. Hakyeon can clearly imagine Jaehwan and Sanghyuk on the other line, one pouting and one rolling his eyes. He'd bet a limb that's exactly what's going on right now.

"We didn't do anything," Sanghyuk says slowly. "It just happened."

"I've been gone for, like, two days." Hakyeon sighs. "I asked you not to burn the dorm down."

"It's more like a week," Jaehwan mumbles at the same time Sanghyuk says, evenly, "The dorm is perfectly fine."

Hakyeon sighs again. "I'll be there in twenty minutes."

*

It's Wonshik who meets him outside, which is great because Hakyeon is still irritated with both the real and the fake maknae. Don't shoot the messenger, people say, except Hakyeon really doesn't care right about now.

"So Taekwoon is a girl." He states, hoping against hope that Wonshik will start laughing, finally revealing that Hakyeon is the butt of a group-wide prank and Taekwoon is not, in fact, a girl. A girl with... abilities at that.

"Yup." Wonshik nods. "The magic is real too, I know this is what you'll ask next."

They're at the front door now and Hakyeon is very tempted to bang his head against it. "I guess this is better than body switching."

The body switching incident... That was a disaster. Hakyeon really doesn't want to go through it again.

"Yeah," Wonshik says, frowning. "I'm not so sure."

Like Hakyeon ever had a choice.

*

What greets him inside the dorm is... a lot. Of everything. A lot more flora than he remembers, for one. There are vines crawling on the ceiling, wrapping around the lightbulbs, around door frames and a few even reach around the coach. There's the sound of birds, too even though no birds are in sight. There's a giant cat drawn on one of the walls and Hakyeon swears it follows him as he moves through the room.

The ceiling is pink.

"He... I mean she," Wonshik amends. "Taekwoon can't really control her powers yet."

At least it's not body switching, Hakyeon thinks.

It's then that Taekwoon emerges from his bedroom, a blanket wrapped around himself. He seems naked under it. There are shapes Hakyeon has not seen on him before under the blanket, as well.

"You could've at least put on a shirt," Hongbin mumbles from the armchair, where a stray vine is trying to crawl up his leg. "Please don't turn this into a tentacle porn scene," he adds, a note of desperation in his voice.

"I can't really control any of this," Taekwoon shurgs. Hakyeon can see the vine speeding up, though.

He rubs at his temples. Despite his prayers, when he opens his eyes again the vines are still trying to crawl up Hongbin's legs. There are two of them now. "Taekwoon, please stop."

Hakyeon feels a spike of satisfaction, watching the vines slowly, dejectedly retreating away from Hongbin.

"There's still the issue of, you know," Jaehwan cups his hands on his chest. Wonshik throws a pillow at him. "I'm just saying!" Jaehwan exclaims. "He has his musical thing. Death doesn't have boobs, last time I checked."

"Can you just," Sanghyuk waves a hand in the air, finishing by pointing it at Taekwoon's crotch. "Can't you just magic yourself a dick or something?"

Taekwoon blushes beet red, for some reason. "That's not really how it works."

"Didn't you not know how it works just two seconds ago?" Wonshik asks.

Taekwoon shrugs, stays silent.

"I was gone for two seconds," Hakyeon mumbles. Oh, how he misses the body switching incident.

[(Anonymous)]

AESXDHF ANON
ANOOOOOOON THIS IS SO GOOD SO GREAT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

SERIOUSLY

MAGICAL GIRL TAEKWOON LEAVING THE ORM DESTROYED WITHOUT QUITE REVEALING HOW AW

(ad taekwoon controlling the thing and hakyeon controlling taekwoon *-*)

[(Anonymous)]

anoooooooooooooon oh my gosh

i lost it at taekwoon and the tentacle porn scene and DEATH DOESN'T HAVE BOOBS HOW DO YOU KNOW JAEHWAN

[(Anonymous)]

eeeeee anon THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. not only is Taekwoon suddenly a girl, has to manage his musical with boobs (ilu jaehwan) but has uncontrollable tentacle vine powers. i especially loved how all of this shit happens while Hakyeon just managed to move away (and eeeee the body switching mention, what horrors have you experienced hakyeon). and the birds omg. it's like magical girl powers + disney princess extraness. as the OP i really really like this. thank you so much, this made my day!